Typical conversation with Tristan while in the car...

T: "Mama, can you count for three years?'

me: "Probably."

T: "How much would it be?"

me: "No idea"

T: "Mama, if you are still counting after three years, would you be out of breath?"
pause 3 seconds "What does out of breath mean?"

me: "Probably. And it means that you need some more breath."

T: "Ok, so if you are out of breath and count for three years, would you throw up?"

me: "Probably"

T: "Cooooooolllllll"