G.R.O.S.S.

Overheard:

Tristan: "Look, Daddy!! I can lick the dirty off my feet!"

Daddy: *hysterical laughter*

Hug me then GET OFF

Not even 4 years old and he won't let me hug him in public. He's barely tolerating this one. He even wipes my kisses off in his sleep.

Brothers

I'm sorry, but that's just flat funny.

If a toddler wails and there's nobody around...

Do you hear someone crying?
I don't know. D'you hear someone crying?
Dunno. Maybe. Can't be sure.

Tanner's Birthday party

Cracks me up everytime

Starting the decline into chaos - literally.